Damned Cracker Jacks

I took some boxes of Cracker Jack with me today to an event I am attending...

Boy was I disappointed! After eating all my colorful corn, I opened the prize...

Should I say, "prize?" The "prize" was a simple piece of paper with something on it. Granted it was interesting... maybe even educational. But, the Cracker Jack boxes of my youth were a treat because the prize was a real P-R-I-Z-E! It was always interesting! And it made me want to have the NEXT BOX!

Today's prize makes me... disappointed! That's the least gripe-y thing that I can say. Boo-Hoo on Cracker Jack!